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Fantasy Premier League 2013/14

Discussion started on 18 Mar 2014
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DaveLoves
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DaveLoves Posted on 18 Mar 2013, 23:18
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Any more and I'll send you back to the kitchen to make me a sandwich, alright love? Flowers. FFS.
If Pommy has the energy to even crawl towards the kitchen, you don't deserve a sandwich! 
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Cheesestic
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Cheesestic Posted on 18 Mar 2013, 23:19
Er I'll sort this out in the morning. Too much tequila to drink at the minute.
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Scamp
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Scamp Posted on 18 Mar 2013, 23:19
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I seriously think we should make this interesting. maybe a quid (or the equivalent) in everyone's local currency to the winner? Sent by post at the end of the season, along with an insulting hand-written note of congratulations. Luckily I have a PO box address (for drugs and porn mainly) so I wouldn't need to let any of you sick bastards know where I live.

Yes Scamp, I'm looking at you. 

Everyone in?
Stop eyeing me up you batty.

What about 100dizzers (16/17 quid in all your peasant currencies). We all nominate a charity and losers have to pay to the winners charity of choice. Pommy will sit on the faces of anyone who doesn't pay....after she's done a lap of Bournemouth Triangle in the summer, in a sweatsuit.
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Scamp
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Scamp Posted on 18 Mar 2013, 23:19
I'm in.

'Fred West Ham' should probably be languishing 2nd or 3rd from bottom by season end.
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pompybird
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pompybird Posted on 18 Mar 2013, 23:20
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Stop eyeing me up you batty.

What about 100dizzers (16/17 quid in all your peasant currencies). We all nominate a charity and losers have to pay to the winners charity of choice. Pommy will sit on the faces of anyone who doesn't pay....after she's done a lap of Bournemouth Triangle in the summer, in a sweatsuit.
You, young man, are not too old to get a clip round the ear.
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ededed
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ededed Posted on 18 Mar 2013, 23:21
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If Pommy has the energy to even crawl towards the kitchen, you don't deserve a sandwich! 
She can crawl, she just won't be able to talk.

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Stop eyeing me up you batty.

What about 100dizzers (16/17 quid in all your peasant currencies). We all nominate a charity and losers have to pay to the winners charity of choice. Pommy will sit on the faces of anyone who doesn't pay....after she's done a lap of Bournemouth Triangle in the summer, in a sweatsuit.
What am I? Made of money? Some of us pay income tax you know. As for the penalty, that's actually one of my fantasies.
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Scamp
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Scamp Posted on 18 Mar 2013, 23:23
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What am I? Made of money? Some of us pay income tax you know. As for the penalty, that's actually one of my fantasies.
It's for charity you tight bastard. Nick it off one of the chaps surrounding you in your linkedin picture?

What's income tax?
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DaveLoves
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DaveLoves Posted on 18 Mar 2013, 23:23
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She can crawl, she just won't be able to talk.
Good idea. She won't be able to answer back! 
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ededed
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ededed Posted on 18 Mar 2013, 23:25
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It's for charity you tight bastard. Nick it off one of the chaps surrounding you in your linkedin picture?

What's income tax?
Mr Ross, I presume? ****, you're an ugly bastard.
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ededed
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ededed Posted on 18 Mar 2013, 23:26
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Good idea. She won't be able to answer back! 
I usually slip the gimp mask back on her straight afterwards anyway. It helps hide those mournful and hateful eyes.
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